Never let like this SMS

• Sometimes in life v tend 2 run so fast tht v don't notice friends running with us, we only notice thm wen we fall & they r there to hold us. So run, as I'm there 2 hold U

• Old friends r gold. New friends may be diamond. If u get diamond, don't ever forget the gold coz to hold a diamond u always need a base of gold.

• Open ur door when u r alone, open ur heart when u feel sad, but don't open ur hand when u need a friend, coz I'm already holding ur hand forever.

• U r my best friend forever & always we're together too much but far not enough & if u die before I do ask God if heaven is got room for two

• Stars are unapproachable, Sun is very hot... Moon is too far... So God gave me a friend like you so that I can say 'I've my own little Universe'

• When things go bad & ur strength is no longer enough 2 carry on don't give up, coz where ur strength ends my worth as ur Friend begins.

• There is a gift that gold cannot buy, a blessing dats rare & true, that's the gift of a wonderful person coming into ur life like I have in u!

• I want you to know that your friendship mean's alot to me. If we were on a sinking boat & there's only 1 lifejacket... I would really miss you.

• Friendship is a gift when it's new, it's a miracle when it's true but u know what? It's a blessing when it'is U

• A friend gives hope when life is low, a friend is a place when u have nowhere to go, a friend is honest, a friend is true. A friend is precious, a friend is U !
• Forever in my heart, u wud be cherished & in my mind ur alwayz thought of, we may be far away but in my heart u remain 1 of the special person I gained in life. I'm blessed to hv a Friend Like u.

• If I could pull down the rainbow, I'd write ur name with it & put it back in the sky to let everybody know how colorful my life is with a friend like u

• Happiness is not something u postpone for the future. It's something u design for the present. Make each moment a happy one. I hv by remembering u

• Friends are the angels who lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly.

• True friends see u true, believe in things u wanna do, feel glad wen ur dreams come true, best of all they don't judge, they simply luv u coz u r u

• My heart problem has reached a critical stage that doctor says there are only 2 options left....I.C.U or......U C me

• We are close enough to tell each other what we feel about our relationship. I can sum up our relationship in those three words: U R Lucky

• A true friend is not like the rain which pours & goes away. A true friend is like the air. Sometimes silent but always around u. Gud Morning

• Few Relations In Earth Never Die. Wanna know wht is it?
(F)ew
(R)elations
(I)n
(E)arth
(N)ever
(D)ie

• Heart beat are countless, spirits are ageless, dreams r endless, memories are timeless and a friend like u is Useless. Oops! Sorry Yaar, Priceless
• God has given us two gifts; One is choice & another is chance. Choice is to select a gud friend & chance is to have a best one like U

• The words that escape a friend's mouth r: I'll be there when u say u need me.
But the words that r unheard from a true friend's heart r: I'll be there... whether u say u need me or not

• If time slips away without a word from me, U don't hv 2 worry about our friendship coz feelings, beyond words, will always keep me AROUND!

• Every morning when I open my eyes I pray to God that everyone should have a friend like u.Why should only I suffer!

• Friendship is about bringing out the +ve when everything seems -ve, being accepted for who u r, being able to pick up right where u left off, sharing, talking & laughing. Friendship is about us & for that I'm gr8ful

• Walk with me when ur hearts needs company, take my hand when u feel all alone, turn to me when u need some1 to lean on, coz I'm a friend u can always depend on

• If ur friendship be money, I'll be richest man. If ur friendship be pounds, I'll be heaviest man. If ur friendship be luv, I'll be luckiest man. But ur friendship is trust & I'm the happiest man

• Friendship never speaks volumes, it never demands proof, it never has a happy ending too simply coz it doesn't end as long as friends r true, just like U!

• Medicines and friendships cure our problems. The only difference is that friendships don't have an expiry date.

• Last night I dreamt that I was walking with God n I told him that I've a friend like u. He smiled n said: Beta, sab pichle janam k paap hain
• Friends r like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold u up, sometimes u lean on them. But sometimes, it’s enough to know they are just standing by. Gud Morning

• Sitting in the loo, thinking about u.. I'm passim this msg to you so that even you know what I feel 4 you. Friend, life is shit without YOU !

• Hum aap ko itna yaad kartey hain jitna aap hame yaad kartey hain. Farq sirf itna hai ke hum yaad karke SMS kartey hain aap SMS parh kar Yaad kartey hain

• Friendship is needless, like philosophy, like art.... It has no survival value; rather it is one of those things that give value to survival.

• Friendship is a language spoken by heart... not written on paper, not given by pledge... it is a promise renewed every time we meet. Keep in touch.

• Hold a true friend with both your hands; don't let go for true friend comes once in a lifetime. That's why I’m holding you tight! Can’t let U go

• Good friends care for each other. Close friends understand each Other. And true friends stay forever beyond words, beyond time.

• A friend is like gas blown from the ass, which creates noise n nuisance to others but gives me a great comfort. Thanks for being gas of my ass.

• Friendship is vast like Universe, deep like Ocean, high like Sky, strong like Iron, kind like Mother, cute like Me, and sweet like U!

• We smile at whom we like, we cry for whom we care, we laugh with whom we njoy & we become angry with whom we feel is our own. That's Friendship, that's Luv
• Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either; just leave me alone.

• Whenever I look at my palm, I wonder which of those tiny cute crisscross lines made me so lucky to have a sweet & nice friend like U. Good Morning!

• Have a Heart that never breaks; Have a Smile that never fades; have a touch that never hurts; Have a Friendship that never ends, Like Ours!

• Some joys are better explained in silence, as a smile gets more audible than laughter. I was asked if I enjoyed my friendship with you. I just smiled.

• It's gud to have money & the things it can buy but it's also gud to check once in a while & make sure u haven't lost the things money can't buy.... FRIENDS!

• Saathi sirf woh nahi hota jo jeevan bhar saath nibhaye; Saathi to woh bhi hai jo jivan ke kuch palon mein bhi jeevan bhar ka saath de jaaye.

• Making a million friends is not a miracle, the miracle is to make a friend who will stand by you when millions are against you.

• Friends are like shoes, some loose some tight, some fit just right, and they help us as we walk through life. Thanks for being just right for me!

• Mitha intazar te intazar nalo yaar mitha,
Mitha yar te yar nalo pyar mitha,
Mitha pyar te pyar nalo mithi sadi yaari,
Es to mitha kuj na milna lab layi duniya sari.

• I can’t find a reason why God gave U to me, but that is not the question to b asked; May b the question is how did God knew that I needed a friend like U.
• Days are too Busy; Hours are too Few; Seconds are too Fast, but there is always time for me to ask: How R U? n Hope u r FINE. MISS U!

• Akhan di benuri changi nahin hundi,
Dostan ton duri changi nahin hundi,
Kade kade milya vi kar yaara,
Har vele SMS naal gal puri nahin hundi.

• Ice is a cream, luv is a dream but r friendship is evergreen. Don't make friends bfore understanding & don't break a friendship after misunderstanding

• Kaliyan bina na phulan vichon mehak aundi, phulan bina na haar piroye jaande, maapeyan bina na zindagi vich aish hundi te yaran bina na dukhre roye jande.

• True friends are those who, When you make a fool of yourself, Don't believe that this condition is permanent. -Erwin T. Randall

• Wonderful people r carefully created by God, wonderful moments are carefylly planned by God, wonderful friends like u are carefully gifted by God

• 1 Advice- Don’t change, 1 Request- Take care, 1 Wish- Don't forget me, 1 Lie- I Hate U, 1 Truth- I Miss U, 1 Hope- We'll always be Gud Friends.

• Your validity of being my friend is going to be expired today, plz recharge ur friendship immediately by delivering 4-5 sweet & cool msgs.

• Not every bird can dance, but peacock did that. Not every flower can represent LUV, but Rose did that. Not every Friend can reach up to HEART, but u did.

• Tere dil dian mitra tu jaane, saade dil vich tan yari teri hai,
Tu jinne din sada yaar raven, sanu unni umar batheri hai!
• Friendship is like war easy to start, difficult to end and impossible to forget. So I am having war with you, I hope you don't want peace.

• God picked up a flower, dipped it in dew, lovingly touched it, which turned into u n then he gifted it to me & said this friend is for u!

• I thank God I'm rich not with money but with people like you. I may not have the most expensive things but I've got a most precious gem… a friend like you.

• All mornings r like a painting, u need a little inspiration to get u going, a little smile to brighten it & a message from someone who cares to color ur day.

• Akaash ke taaron mein khoya hai jahan saara, lagta hai pyara ek ek taara. In taaron mein sabse pyara hai ek sitara, jo is waqt padh raha hai SMS hamara.

• Friends r like the walls of a house. Sometimes they hold u up, sometimes u lean on them. But sometimes, it's enough to know they're just standing by.

• A smile is a way of writing ur thoughts on ur face, telling others that they are accepted, liked & appreciated. So, here's a big smile just for U

• Painting is a feeling, never spoil it. Face is a book try to read it. Luv is precious, b ready to sacrifice 4 it & Friendship is like a mirror, never break it.

• A raindrop may luk 2 small 2 eyes but sumwhere a thirsty flower await its fall. A sms may seem 2 small but sumwhere a heart remembers u when it receives ur sms. Keep SMS'ing

• Painting is feeling, never spoil it. Face is a book try to read it. Luv is precious, b ready to sacrifice 4 it & Friendship is like a mirror, never break it.
• Everyone says you only fall in love once, but that's not true. Every time I hear your voice I fall in love all over again.

• Har karz dosti ka ada kaun karega?
Hum na rahe to dosti kaun karega?
E khuda mere doston ko salamat rakhna,
Warna meri shaadi mein dance kaun karega?

• The mind 2 friends are like the lines of railway track. They never meet... but has go together to save the derailment of the Train called Friendship.

• Science has proved that Sugar melts in water, so please don't walk in rain, otherwise I will lose such a SWEET friend like U.

• A true friend understands when u say ‘I forgot’, waits 4ever when u say ‘just a min’, stays with u when u say ‘leave me alone’ & opens his heart even b4 u knock

• If I'm in hell & u r in heaven, I'll luk up & b glad of u. If I'm in heaven & u r in hell, I'll pray 2 God 2 send me down coz the heaven is not heaven without U

• I don't care how many lips u’ve kissed, how many shoulders u’ve embraced & how many times u’ve said, I luv u! All I care is not be the first but to b ur last!

• Keep the lamp of friendship burning with oil of luv, bcoz sun rises in the east and sets in the west but friendship rises in the heart and sets after Death.

• Simple music can make u sing, simple hug can make u feel better; simple things can make u happy, hope that my simple Hi will make u smile.

• People say friends are made in heaven and they come in your life. But I made a friend like you in this world and made my life a heaven.
• Dosti- kaho to ek lafz, mano to bandagi, socho to gehra sagar, dubo to zindagi, karo to asan, nibhao to mushkil, bikhare to sara zamana, simte to sirf TUM !

• Eyes: To look at you; Hands: To pray for you; Mind: To care for u; Heart: To love you and Legs: To kick u if u forget me.

• Twinkle twinkle lazy star, kitna soyega uth ja yaar, up above the world so high, Sun has risen in the sky, uth ke jaldi pele chai, then call me and say hi...!

• Words begin with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do, re, mi and friendship begins with U n ME!

• God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew, lovingly touched it, which turned into you. And then he gifted it to me n said this friend is 4 u!

• Never abandon old friends. They r hard 2 replace. A friendship is like wine: it gets better as it grows older just like us... I get better, u get older.

• I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised that loving a friend is even better; v lose ppl v love but v never lose true friends.

• A deep friend is like rainbow, when the perfect amount of happiness and tears are mixed, the result is a colorful bridge between 2 hearts.

• Your friendship is a Blank Cheque for me. It’s an asset not a liability, always a credit not a debit; always a profit not a loss & I hope it'll never bounce.

• Heart is like a crystal, preserve it. Love is like perfume, spread it. Feelings are like flood, flow it. Friendship is like an umbrella, come lets share it.
• Friends in heart r the worst tenants. They capture the heart, pay no rent, don’t vacate & if at all they leave, they just break down the room they lived.

• Remember to remember me, forget to forget me. Even if u try to remember to forget me I'll never forget to remember to remind u to remember me.

• Treat life as the sea, heart as the seashore & friends like the waves. It never matters how many waves r there? What matters is which one touches the seashore.

• I could 4get a face, 4get a home, 4get a place, 4get a name, 4get a game, I could even 4get myself but 4getting a friend like U, FORGET IT.

• Luv starts with a smile, grows with a kiss and ends with a tear. But friendship starts with eyes, grows with an understanding and ends with death!

• 6 rules to be happy: Free your heart from hatred; Free your mind from worries; Live simply; Expect less; Give more & Always have me as Ur Friend.

• I value the friend who for me finds time on his calendar. I cherish the friend who for me does not consult his calendar.

• Stars have 5 ends, squares have 4 ends, triangles have 3 ends, lines have 2 ends, life has 1 end, but I hope our friendship has no end.

• True friends r like the mornings, u can’t have them whole day but u can be sure they’ll b there when u wake up tomorrow, next week, next year, forever.

• Make your life a house your heart can live in. With a door that is open to receive friends and a garden full of memories of many good things.
• Time might lead me to nowhere and faith might break into pieces but I will always be thankful that once in my life’s journey we became friends!

• A good friend is one who bails you out of the jail but a best friend is one who sits beside you in jail and says, 'Mamu Beedi Hai Kya?'

• I wish a wish 4 you. It's a wish I wish 4 few. The wish I wish 4 u is that all ur wishes come true... so keep wishing as my best wishes are always with you!

• Aansu tere nikle to ankhein meri ho,
dil tera dhadke to dhadkan meri ho,
khuda kare dosti humari itni gehri ho,
juttiyan aapke paren aur kartoot mere ho!

• Friends are like puzzle pieces. If one goes away, that special piece can never be replaced and that puzzle will never be whole again.

• Don't place me in your eyes, I may fall as a tear, place me in your heart, so that every beat reminds you that this friend is always there for you.

• If ever in your life u r very sad n feel that u have lost everything, I’ll come, hold ur hand, take u 4 walk on a bridge and show u where 2 jump from.

• Friendship is like the relation between hand and eyes. Its like when the hand gets hurt, eyes cries, and when the eye cries, the hand wipes.

• People vanish, people die. People laugh and people cry. Some give up, some will try. Some say hi, while some say bye. Others may forget, but never will I.

• Q: What's the difference between a Kiss, a car & a monkey?
A: A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear & the monkey is U dear!
• Our friendship is like playing on a see-saw, not only because its always fun being with u but also because I won't mind going down to see u rise.

• Some friends r worth 2b thrown, some r good 2 keep, some r 2b treasured 4 ever. I think u r the one 2b thrown in the treasure box 2b kept 4 ever.

• When you are counting all your friends, the oldest, the best & the new... I wud like to stand by ur side & say two little words..."ME TOO"

• Friendship is like peeing in ur pants. Everyone can c it but only u can feel its true warmth. Thanks 4 being the pee in my pants.

• A friend is sweet when its new but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But you know what? It's sweetest when its you.

• Valuing Friendship is not merely by seeing each other everyday. What counts is that somehow in our busy lives, we remember EACH OTHER.

• A friend is 1% funny, 2% sweet, 3% caring, 4% loving, 90% good looking.
Thats why I am your friend! You are so lucky.

• Hey friend, remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs YOU after all!

• Friends are like puzzle pieces. If one goes away, that special piece can never be replaced and that puzzle will never be whole again.

• Without humor, life sux. Without courage, life is hard. Without love, life is hopeless. Without friends like you, life is impossible!

Naughty SMS for My Viewers

• Sex is like art. Most of it is pretty bad, and the good stuff is out of your price range. -Scott E. Roeben

• Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin- it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring. -S. J. Perelman

• An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card. -Alex comfort

• Not only is life a bitch, but it is always having puppies. -Adrienne Gusoff

• I'm definitely claustrophobic. I have a morbid fear of tight spaces. Thankfully, with my girlfriend, I'll never have a problem with that. -Scott E. Roeben

• I am skilled at the art of love. I just wish I had a bigger paintbrush. -Scott E. Roeben

• I guess you could call me a polygamist. Sometimes I switch hands. -Scott E. Roeben

• A man must be potent and orgasmic to ensure the future of the race. A woman only needs to be available. -Masters and Johnson

• An erection at will is the moral equivalent of a valid credit card. -Alex comfort

• A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you. -Francoise Sagan

Friend to his Friendship

• Let everyday b a dream u can touch, let everyday b a luv u can feel, let everyday b a reason to live bcoz life indeed is beautiful. Have a Gud day.

• Our friendship is like playing on a see-saw, not only bcoz its always fun being with u but also bcoz I won't mind going down to see u rise.

• Look at the ocean & see God's abundance! Look at the sky & see God's glory! Look at the moon & see God's wonder! Look at the mirror & see God's blunder!

• If I'm in hell & u r in heaven, I'll luk up & b glad of u. If I'm in heaven & u r in hell, I'll pray 2 God 2 send me down coz the heaven is not heaven without U

• Eyes: To look at you; Hands: To pray for you; Mind: To care for u; Heart: To love you and Legs: To kick u if u forget me.

• Night has ended for another day, morning has come in a special way. May u smile like the sunny rays & leave ur worries at the blue bay

• Come, work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.

• Some friends r worth 2b thrown, some r good 2 keep, some r 2b treasured 4 ever. I think u r the one 2b thrown in the treasure box 2b kept 4 ever.

• Sometimes my mind asks: Why I miss u? Why I care 4 u? Why I remember u? Then my heart answers: B'coz a mental patient needs more care.

• Another month, another year, another smile, another tear, another winter, another summer too but there will never be another you!

• Banta: What's the definition of bravery?
Santa: A man with a bad case of diarrhea taking a chance with a huge fart.

• If loving u is wrong, then I don't wanna b right. My luv 4 u is strong & brighter than any light. The way we must go is long, but we'll win every fight.

• Stars have 5 ends, squares have 4 ends, triangles have 3 ends, lines have 2 ends, life has 1 end, but I hope our friendship has no end.

• A bell is no bell 'til u ring it, a song is no song 'til u sing it & luv in ur heart wasn't put there to stay - luv isn't luv 'til you give it away.

• One tree can start a forest, one smile can start a friendship. One touch can show you care, one friend can make life worth living for.

• It must have been a rainy day when you were born, but it wasn't really rain, the sky was crying because it lost its most beautiful angel.

• Everyone wants 2 be the sun that lights up ur life. But I'd rather be ur moon, so I can shine on u during ur darkest hour when ur sun isn't around.

• A friend is sweet when its new but it is sweeter when its TRUE! But you know what? It's sweetest when its you.

• The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers too. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?

• Its true that we don't know what we've got until we lose it, but it is also true that we don't know what we've been missing until it arrives.

• Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.

• My eyes r hurting coz I can't see u, my arms r empty coz I can't hold u, my lips r cold coz I can't kiss u & my heart is breaking coz I m not with u.

• Hubby: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr.

• Roses r red voilets r blue, monkeys like u should be kept in zoo. Don't feel angry u will find me there too, not in cage but laughing at u.

• I want you 2 know that our friendship mean alot 2 me. U cry i cry. U laugh I laugh. U jump out of the window... I look down & den... I laugh again.

• Wife: I wish I was a newspaper, so I'd be in ur hands all day. Husband: I too wish that u were a newspaper, so I cud have a new one everyday.

• Sincere Apology: If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... throw ur mobile!!

• I've written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. You should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far..

• Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age...

• A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar werry samaarat end gudd lukeeng mak manee spallings misstake... Vatt iz yorr opeeneum?

• God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't b everywhere he made a mother-in-law.

• Little birdy in the sky, You look up and it shits in your eye. You don't mind and you don't cry, You just thank God that cows don't fly.

• What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later."

• There are 4 animal species a woman needs in her life: Jaguar in her garage, mink in her closet, tiger in her bed and of course a donkey to pay her bills!!

• Do you take me 2 be ur lawfully loveable fren, 2 have and 2 hold, 4 rich quotes or corny jokes, in text messaging & in poor signal, till low battery do us part?

• God made Coke, God made Pepsi, God made ME, so damm SEXY! God made rivers, God made LAKES, God made U, well everybody makes MISTAKES!!

• A small kid wrote to SANTA CLAUSE, "send me a brother". Santa wrote back, "send me ur mother".

• Hearts could only love 4 a while u can put many relations in a file, u can make a desert from the Nile, but u can't stop my smile when I c ur name on my phone.

• U may be out of my sight, but not out of my heart. U may be out of my reach, but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u'll always be special to me.

• Salesman: Sir, this computer will cut your workload by 50%.
Santa: That's great, I'll take two of them.

• An astronomer was watching the sky from his telescope. Santa was observing him. Suddenly a star falls, seeing that Santa shouted: Kya nishana lagaya hai!

• I love you more today than I did yesterday, but not as much as I will tomorow.

• U must b tired coz u hv been running through my mind, u gotta b a thief coz u hv stolen my heart n I must hv been a bad shooter coz I keep missing u.

• I used to think that dreams do not come true, but this quickly changed the moment I laid my eyes on you.

• When somebody who's deeply in love with u tells u that you're cute, beautiful and angelic, I agree. That's true, believe me, I swear coz love is blind.

• Words begin with ABC, numbers begin with 123, music begins with do, re, mi and friendship begins with U and ME!

• Faith makes all things possible, love makes all things easy, hopes makes all things work, but ur gorgeous smile brings all faith, luv & hope in me!

• Here's to the bright New Year and a fond farewell to the old; here's to the things that are yet to come and to the memories that we hold.

• Wishing u 12 months of happiness, 52 weeks of fun, 365 days of laughter, 8760 hrs of Gud luck, 525600 min of joy, 31536000 secs of success in 2005 & always.

• May the New Year bring with it new colors of joy, new hues of happiness & new tints of success. Sending u a spectrum of wishes 2 brighten ur days.

• Q: Why did Santa take his pregnant wife Jeeto to Pizza Hut?
A: Because they advertised 'free delivery'

• Friendship is an onion. It has many layers in it. Adds taste to your life, but if you try to cut it you will get nothing but tears!

• Love is painful, it is true; not to love is painful too.. But it gives a greater pain to love and not to be loved again.

• Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."

• I wanted to kill the most sweetest, smartest and most beautiful person on earth. ...Then I thought SUICIDE is crime under sec 309 IPC

• I always thought loving some1 was the greatest feeling, but I realised that loving a friend is even better; v lose ppl v love but v never lose true friends.

• May the Christmas brings smiles at ur doorstep, joy in ur heart and luv n togetherness of friends n family in ur home. Merry Christmas!

• When you are counting all your friends, the oldest, the best & the new...
I wud like to stand by ur side & say two little words..."ME TOO"

• If u were going to die soon & had only one phone call u could make, who would u call & what would u say? And why are u waiting?

• U may be out of my sight but not out of my heart. U may b out of my reach but not out of my mind. I may mean nothing to u but u'll always b special 2 me.

• Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never be complete without few sweets n nuts. Sweet like ME & nut like U.

• Loving is not how u forget but how u forgive, not how u listen but how u understand, not what u see but how u feel & not how u let go but how u hold on.

• When u smile the world smiles with u. When u r down people'll rally behind u but when u fart u r alone coz people'll never stand by u!

• Be careful when a guy tells u that he loves u from the bottom of his heart for this may mean that there's still enough space 4 another girl on top.

• A peach is a peach, a plum is a plum, a kiss isn't a kiss without the tongue, so open ur mouth & close ur eyes & give ur tongue some exercise.

• The best gift you can give is a hug; one size fits all and no one ever minds if you return it.

• You should do two things in the morning- 1) Pray to God so you can live and 2) have a shower so others can live.

• Friendship is like peeing in ur pants. Everyone can c it but only u can feel its true warmth. Thanks 4 being the pee in my pants.

• Behind every successful woman, there is a satisfied man, but behind a satisfied woman there is an exhausted man.

• When u r down & no one is there, don't think of me. When u r crying & no one is there then too don't just think of me, call me up, my incoming is free.

• Luk at the world around u; u'll see God's creativity. Luk at the breakfast table; u'll see God's providence. Look at the mirror; u'll see God's sense of humor.

• Great people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about others & legends never talk, they send SMS

• Like energy, love can neither be created nor destroyed. It can just be transferred from one girlfriend to another girlfriend.

• Last night I wanted to write you a letter but all I could write was - noh ss!W ! It doesn't make sense until you read it upside down!

• Never say u r happy when u r sad. Never say u r fine when u r not ok. Never say u feel gud when u feel bad. And never say u r alone when I'm still alive.

• One day you will ask me what's more important 2 me, you or my life? I will say my life & you will leave me without realising that you are my life.

• Through each day our goal is to touch one's heart, encourage one's mind & inspire one's soul. May u continually b blessed & b a blessing to others! GUD DAY!

• Love is just like life, it's not always easy and does not always bring happiness but when we do not stop living why should we stop loving.

• Hey friend, remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom & without ugliness there can be no beauty so the world needs U after all!

• A million words couldn't bring you back I know because I've tried, neither could a million tears I know because I've cried.

• There are Tulips in my garden, there are Tulips in the park but nothing is more beautiful than our two lips meeting in the dark!

• Friends come n go, me...??? NEVER! I'll stay and trouble you as long as I can!

• I have liked many but loved very few yet noone has been as sweet as u. I'd stand & wait in the world's longest queue just 4 the pleasure of a moment with u.

• U can b a doctor & save lives, a lawyer & defend lives, a soldier & protect lives or simply b urself, a sweet person who touches hearts!

• What's the difference between pleasure and torture? Pleasure is thinking of you & torture is thinking of you too much.

• Hi! Need one gal 2 marry... Age no bar, Color no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but gal's father must have his own bar... CHEERS

• God thought that since he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother. Then devil thought that he couldn't be everywhere he made a mother-in-law

• A reasent studdi haz shon dat peepal hoo aar vary samaart end gud lukeeng maik manee spallings meestaikes... vaat ees yorr opeeniun?

• Life can b hard & not always fun. But as night brings dark morning brings sun. When life gets tough & no1 seems 2 care give me a call coz I'll always b there!

• Morning doesn't mean getting up & working again. It rather means GOD luvs u so much that he lets u live another day 2 do more of the gud things.

• To live this life I need a heartbeat, to have a heartbeat I need a heart, to have heart I need happiness, to have happiness I need you!

• When you are down and no one is there, don't think of me. When you are crying and no one is there then too don't just think of me. Call me up, my incoming is free.

• Those who can't have you hate you, those who have you can't handle you, those who abuse you lose you, & then there are those like me who just can't refuse you!

• A friend is 1% funny, 2% sweet, 3% caring, 4% loving, 90% good looking.
Thats why I am your friend! You are so lucky.

• I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you,
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you
I love you a lot...
I love you like crazy because Maneka Gandhi says love animals !!!!

• Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money & even lose your mind. But one thing you'll never loose is your good looks because you cant lose what you don't have.

• This is to formally announce that I have started accepting Diwali gifts in Cash, Cheques, Sweets and Chocolates etc (no flowers plz). Avoid holiday rush, send now.


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Ashok . k B.Sc.,
(people do not plan to fail,they just fail to plan)
Always with your Faith..